Cole’s Kitten Curiosity

What’s this that I’ve found? An orange ball of fluff. Just strutting around, I’ve seen quite enough. I’m on high-alert, and won’t be misled. And so I’ll exert, this blow to his head.

Just kidding of course, twas’ more of a tap. With zero remorse, I know where he’s at. All signals are clear, this kitten checks out. I’ll hold him quite dear, with all of his clout.

Curious Cat’s Prop Paranoia

It spins really fast, much to my alarm. The wind gusts are fast, but do me no harm. This reach of my paw, comes with great reserve. To reach what I saw, despite all my nerve.

Cleanly Cat’s Tail Unveil

A lick of the fur, there’s no greater treat. I think you’ll concur, it keeps me quite neat. So stare if you must, I don’t really care. It’s time to adjust, my derrière.

Capitalist Cat Guards His Stack

Hands off of my cash, try not to be rude. I’m guarding this stash, from all who intrude. No rules you obey, it must be quite nice. Get ready to pay, the ultimate price.